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Language: Top 100 Cockney Rhyming Slang Words and Phrases

Jan 29, 2012 By Jonathan

Hot on the heels of our success with our Top 100 Best British Slang Phrases, we thought we’d explore the beauty of Cockney Rhyming Slang next.

Rhyming slang is believed to have originated in the mid-19th century in the East End of London, with sources suggesting some time in the 1840s. It dates from around 1840 among the predominantly Cockney population of the East End of London who are well-known for having a characteristic accent and speech patterns.

It remains a matter of speculation whether rhyming slang was a linguistic accident, a game, or a cryptolect developed intentionally to confuse non-locals. If deliberate, it may also have been used to maintain a sense of community. It is possible that it was used in the marketplace to allow vendors to talk amongst themselves in order to facilitate collusion, without customers knowing what they were saying. Another suggestion is that it may have been used by criminals (see thieves’ cant) to confuse the police.

Whatever the origins – there are many fun turns of phrases and we’ve put together the Top 100 Words and Phrases that we could find for your reading pleasure.

Here’s an interesting lesson on the slang from locals in London:

Top 100 Cockney Rhyming Slang Words and Phrases:

  1. Adam and Eve – believe
  2. Alan Whickers – knickers
  3. apples and pears – stairs
  4. Artful Dodger – lodger
  5. Ascot Races – braces
  6. Aunt Joanna – piano
  7. Baked Bean – Queen
  8. Baker’s Dozen – Cousin
  9. Ball and Chalk – Walk
  10. Barnaby Rudge – Judge
  11. Barnet Fair – hair
  12. Barney Rubble – trouble
  13. Battlecruiser – boozer
  14. bees and honey – money
  15. bird lime – time (in prison)
  16. Boat Race – face
  17. Bob Hope – soap
  18. bottle and glass – arse
  19. Brahms and Liszt – pissed (drunk)
  20. Brass Tacks – facts
  21. Bread and Cheese – sneeze
  22. Bread and Honey – money
  23. Bricks and Mortar – daughter
  24. Bristol City – breasts
  25. Brown Bread – dead
  26. Bubble and Squeak – Greek
  27. Bubble Bath – Laugh
  28. butcher’s hook – a look
  29. Chalfont St. Giles – piles
  30. Chalk Farm – arm
  31. china plate – mate (friend)
  32. Cock and Hen – ten
  33. Cows and Kisses – Missus (wife)
  34. currant bun – sun (also The Sun, a British newspaper)
  35. custard and jelly – telly (television)
  36. Daisy Roots – boots
  37. Darby and Joan – moan
  38. Dicky bird – word
  39. Dicky Dirt – shirt
  40. Dinky Doos – shoes
  41. dog and bone – phone
  42. dog’s meat – feet [from early 20th c.]
  43. Duck and Dive – skive
  44. Duke of Kent – rent
  45. dustbin lid – kid
  46. Elephant’s Trunk – drunk
  47. Fireman’s Hose – nose
  48. Flowery Dell – cell
  49. Frog and Toad – road
  50. Gypsy’s kiss – piss
  51. half-inch – pinch (to steal)
  52. Hampton Wick – prick
  53. Hank Marvin – starving
  54. irish pig – wig
  55. Isle of Wight – tights
  56. jam-jar – car
  57. Jayme Gibbs
  58. Jimmy Riddle – piddle
  59. joanna – piano (pronounced ‘pianna’ in Cockney)
  60. Khyber Pass – arse
  61. Kick and Prance – dance
  62. Lady Godiva – fiver
  63. Laugh n a joke – smoke
  64. Lionel Blairs – flares
  65. Loaf of Bread – head
  66. loop the loop – soup
  67. Mickey Bliss – piss
  68. Mince Pies – eyes
  69. Mork and Mindy – windy’
  70. north and south – mouth
  71. Orchestra stalls – balls
  72. Pat and Mick – sick
  73. Peckham Rye – tie
  74. plates of meat – feet
  75. Pony and Trap – crap
  76. raspberry ripple – nipple
  77. raspberry tart – fart
  78. Roast Pork – fork
  79. Rosy Lee – tea (drink)
  80. Round the Houses – trousers
  81. Rub-a-Dub – pub
  82. Ruby Murray – curry
  83. Sausage Roll – goal
  84. septic tank – Yank
  85. sherbert (short for sherbert dab) – cab (taxi)
  86. Skin and Blister – sister
  87. Sky Rocket – pocket
  88. Sweeney Todd – flying squad
  89. syrup of figs – wig (sic)
  90. tables and chairs – stairs
  91. tea leaf – thief
  92. Tom and Dick – sick
  93. tom tit – shit
  94. tomfoolery – jewellery
  95. Tommy Trinder – window
  96. trouble and strife – wife
  97. two and eight – state (of upset)
  98. Vera Lynn – gin
  99. whistle and flute – suit (of clothes)
  100. Wonga – cash

Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!

jonathan
Author: jonathan

Jonathan is a consummate Anglophile who launched Anglotopia.net in 2007 to channel his passion for Britain. Londontopia is its sister publication dedicated to everything London.

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Comments

  1. Leah says

    Feb 13, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    What I find funny is in my family we always used the phrase “Let’s get down to the brass tacks.” never realized where it might have come from.

    • pud says

      Aug 7, 2015 at 4:54 pm

      Facts. Could be a reference to the seventies and eighties when a lot of people had brass tacks on their fireplaces or walls because it was the thing to have at the time.

      • Londoner says

        Nov 18, 2015 at 9:29 am

        I doubt it. Cockney rhyming slang is used literally because it rhymes, not for any other reason.

      • Dave says

        Mar 11, 2017 at 4:28 am

        And long before the 70’s and 80’s

    • ROLAND says

      Nov 2, 2015 at 3:14 pm

      Brass tacks were used by vendors or purveyors of textile material. They used the tacks, set into the counter, measure the cloth to be bought. The purveyors were usually tailors.

      • ROLAND says

        Nov 2, 2015 at 3:23 pm

        Let’s get down to brass tacks was a way of saying to determine the facts.

    • mike says

      Apr 15, 2016 at 8:47 am

      I always thought shoes were “ones and twos” ????

  2. Miles says

    Jan 31, 2014 at 2:21 pm

    surely the most popular is Porkies or Pork Pies for Lies…

    • puff says

      Aug 7, 2015 at 4:57 pm

      We have changed it further to porky pines! If you have kids you will use this saying.

      • Pete says

        Oct 24, 2016 at 11:20 am

        if you change it to “porky pines” then it no longer rhymes so it is no longer Cockney rhyming slang for “lies”

    • jess says

      Feb 11, 2016 at 3:31 am

      I have always known dogs to be cherries – thought it was “cherry hogs” but don’t know why. Anyone know.

      • john Marshall says

        Jun 7, 2017 at 5:11 am

        cherry hogs always meant wogs

  3. Charlottexo says

    Feb 21, 2014 at 4:56 pm

    What about ‘it’s all gon Pete tong’ – wrong

    I also use ‘your Avin a giraffe’

    • Steve says

      Sep 1, 2014 at 11:20 am

      Actually, Gin is Needle as in needle and pin, long before Vera came along!!

      • rich8352 says

        Sep 11, 2014 at 2:15 pm

        They ain’t put “China” China plate.”mate in either
        Or “j Arthur” haha j Arthur tank! Or “friar tuck” etc etc

      • owen says

        Oct 11, 2015 at 7:34 am

        I would use vera Lynn for skin as in rizla, Ebeneezer good, has anyone got any Veras.

  4. Charlottexo says

    Mar 18, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    I like porkies

  5. sarah says

    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:01 am

    Lovely Jubbly! nothing like a little cockney slang!

    • Billy lynch says

      Mar 13, 2015 at 5:23 pm

      One of my favourites is Lester pigeon bigot

      • Billy lynch says

        Mar 13, 2015 at 5:25 pm

        Lester pigeon bigot

      • Billy lynch says

        Mar 13, 2015 at 5:28 pm

        One of my favourites is bigot- Lester piggot

    • Vodka al says

      May 24, 2017 at 4:37 pm

      If you read David Jason’s autobiography you will see the saying is lubberly jubbly

  6. Leila Horsey says

    Apr 8, 2014 at 7:11 pm

    Never heard sherbert for cab. It means a beer in my neck of the woods (as in I’m going down the rub a dub dub for a sherbert) but no idea why.

    • Ken says

      Apr 1, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      Sherbert dab =cab you muppet

      • PJUK says

        May 19, 2015 at 1:53 pm

        I think she meant no idea why sherbert meant beer. I think it’s derived more from Australian slang than cockney (although I know their roots are in the same place)

    • Pete S says

      Oct 24, 2016 at 11:58 am

      Leila, Sherbert Dip = Nip, which is a short drink of a spirit eg nip of gin/vodka. It shouldn’t really be used with beers but over time it has been used that way also

  7. Laura says

    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    Cream Crackered – knackered

  8. keef says

    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:48 am

    whats PETER (not sure of spelling) as in being in prison mean.?

    • Mark says

      Dec 8, 2014 at 4:21 pm

      Peter is prison because saint Peter is on the gates of heaven as the key holder

      • mick says

        Jul 20, 2015 at 4:32 pm

        No you penis, it’s cells, as in Peter Sellars…

      • steve says

        Sep 17, 2015 at 10:00 am

        no its peter pan, as in the can….

  9. bill sykes says

    May 1, 2014 at 5:49 am

    how about Gregory? Gregory Peck neck!!

  10. Phil Markham says

    May 20, 2014 at 3:48 pm

    Irish Jig is wig! There are several wronguns in the list including Plates of meat being the correct term for feet and Ball o’ Chalk (abbreviated to Ballo) being the correct slang for walk. Muppet!

    • Ken says

      Apr 1, 2015 at 4:30 pm

      Syrup fig = fig

      • Ken says

        Apr 1, 2015 at 4:32 pm

        Syrup fig = wig

  11. Robert Dean says

    Jun 12, 2014 at 9:15 am

    Ronald Macaulay has an interesting chapter in “The Social Art” (Oxford Press) on the practice of rhyming amongst Scottish children in counting out games. Thank you for this list. Quite interesting, although I doubt that they are exclusively cockney in origin.

  12. GoBonnieGo says

    Jun 12, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    Hmmmm. I don’t see a “translation” for Jayme Gibbs. Anyone know?

    • katxabi says

      Aug 3, 2014 at 6:14 am

      Jayme Gibs ( or how ever it is spelled ) is find

    • Ken says

      Apr 1, 2015 at 4:33 pm

      His Nibbs = him indoors

  13. Zoe Michelle Fronheiser Kroll says

    Jun 14, 2014 at 1:46 am

    Rubbish bin lids… little kids? right?

    • gillian fleming says

      Aug 16, 2014 at 7:26 am

      no its dustbin lids for kids goes back to when there was a lot of dust from cold fires in the bins

    • gill says

      Sep 13, 2014 at 11:31 am

      Its dustbin lids for kids

    • Lindsay says

      Oct 14, 2014 at 12:44 pm

      Billy lids – Kids
      Dogs eye – Pie
      dead horse – sauce

      • johnboy says

        Dec 12, 2014 at 2:24 pm

        Rocking horse ..sauce

      • Billy lynch says

        Mar 13, 2015 at 5:30 pm

        Jockey whips chips

  14. ROXANIE says

    Jul 15, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    Bubble and Squeak – Greek

  15. Sara says

    Jul 29, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA5fCUc09iY

    Mr. Bentley explains it to George Jefferson

  16. Nige says

    Aug 13, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    ‘Avin a Barclays = self-pleasure !

    • Ken says

      Apr 1, 2015 at 4:36 pm

      Barklays bank = wa?K

      • exiled in surrey says

        Oct 16, 2015 at 2:20 pm

        J Arthur Rank = wa?k (as above)
        Scooby Doo = clue (as in he ain’t got a scooby)
        Skin and blister = sister
        Rock and roll = dole
        Nelson Mandella = stella (2 nelsons please)

        Didn’t see anyone translate the money

        Godiva = fiver
        score = £20
        Pony = £25
        ton = £100
        monkey = £500
        grand = £1000

        Now I’m gonna ave a double double with liquor and lashings of non-brewed condiment.

        Lovely jubbly

        EiS

      • Paul says

        Nov 3, 2016 at 2:26 pm

        Richard the third = Turd
        Haystack = Back
        Eye lash = Slash (piss)
        Birds nest = Chest

  17. Aileen Aden's Mum Mclaren says

    Aug 14, 2014 at 4:40 pm

    Tom tit I use always lol

  18. Joyce says

    Aug 16, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    How about “German Bands” for hands. I learned that from my British husband from Newcastle..

    • steve says

      Sep 17, 2015 at 10:01 am

      I heard germans on the sweeney, as Hans is a german name. Keep your filthy germans to yourself 🙂

  19. ian says

    Sep 4, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    Garden gate= number 8 Hilman hunter= Punter Richard the 3rd = Turd

  20. gavin says

    Sep 7, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    Struggle n grunt, love that 1

  21. Martin says

    Sep 13, 2014 at 11:35 am

    You forgot Thruppnies…. or thruppney bits 😉

  22. Arf says

    Sep 15, 2014 at 10:43 am

    Not all the entries are Kosher(meaning real) many are local to an area but not in general use throughout the East End of London.Arf

  23. Tony Jarvis says

    Sep 25, 2014 at 12:00 pm

    Khyber Pass, Arse. Lord Lovel, Shovel. Baden Powell, Trowel or Towel.

  24. anne hannah says

    Oct 12, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    Brahms and List

  25. Hilda says

    Oct 16, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    Had to chuckle that it’s OK to say shit as the answer to Tom Tit, but the answer to Bristol City = breasts, when it is obviously Titty! LOL!

  26. Sally Baker says

    Oct 25, 2014 at 6:32 am

    Many Londoners just shorten the phrase to the first word as in Bristols. And daisies=daisy roots=boots.

    • John Bogie says

      Oct 27, 2014 at 7:18 pm

      That’s the whole point – you should only use the first word.

      • Sally Baker says

        Oct 28, 2014 at 6:24 am

        Yeh, I just didn’t know if the other commentors realized that.

      • Josephine Staddon says

        Feb 5, 2017 at 6:15 pm

        My Mum was Cockney and we were brought up knowing all the rhyming slang. I agree you don’t use all the words usually just the first one. When we kept stalling to go to bed we were told” go on get up the apples.” To say apples and pears would have sounded strange and not necessary because children knew the whole phrase.

    • Colin.. says

      Dec 13, 2014 at 5:13 pm

      Nigel Benn -#10…
      Chickens(dippers) or Yorkshires(rippers)- slippers.
      Ian Beales-wheeles .
      Swiss Navy- Gravy.

      • Ken says

        Apr 1, 2015 at 4:39 pm

        Rippers= kippers

      • exiled in surrey says

        Oct 16, 2015 at 2:23 pm

        Bin dippers = scoucers

  27. Phil Markham says

    Dec 10, 2014 at 8:29 am

    With the great mutability of CRS the Khyber has recently morphed into the Mylene.
    As in: ‘Stick it up yer Mylene (Klass)’

  28. Daniel says

    Dec 20, 2014 at 6:57 pm

    “Four by two” – Jew
    “Brad Pitt” – shit

  29. bexleyheathboy says

    Jan 6, 2015 at 1:48 pm

    Arris = Arse. Aristotle = Bottle and Glass = Arse. Sorted.

  30. emily says

    Jan 8, 2015 at 10:14 am

    I always say, ‘ahh it ain’t the may west’ meaning it ain’t the best!! And I’m from Dublin lol

    • Paul says

      Nov 3, 2016 at 8:40 pm

      A Mae West = Vest

  31. Bob says

    Jan 20, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    roll and butter nutter

  32. cockney sucker says

    Jan 27, 2015 at 4:25 pm

    Turtle doves= gloves…. bark and growl= trowel… tilbury dock= cock… jack and danny= fanny…

  33. Janice Anne Taylor says

    Jan 30, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    Titfa = tit for tat = hat

  34. Jimi Pearce says

    Feb 11, 2015 at 12:26 pm

    Brittany Spears as in beers,Gregory Peck was always a Chq,mickey mouse as in Scouse,Sweaty Sock as in Jock,Lemonade as in Spade

  35. Trevor says

    Feb 12, 2015 at 4:14 am

    So as an East Ender myself, I’d say Bottle and Glass was “class”. a term applied to boxers for their skill and bravery i.e. he’s got a lot of bottle. Or, someone who’s taken an easy way out would have “lost his bottle” ….

    I never heard it’s use to describe an ars* …

    • John says

      Feb 23, 2015 at 2:33 pm

      You’re right mate, also it’s an Irish jig for wig, not Irish pig!

    • Spider says

      Apr 19, 2015 at 1:36 am

      Aristotle=Bottle=Bottle and Glass= Ass. So as a cockney you just say Arris

      • norman cummins says

        Sep 7, 2015 at 7:17 am

        And Plaster of Paris = Aris

  36. Glynn says

    Feb 13, 2015 at 11:27 am

    I’ve got to go to the ” kermit” for a brad Pitt !

  37. John D Sheeley says

    Feb 18, 2015 at 8:07 am

    Any body heard of Stepney used in cockney slang

    • Abe says

      Apr 26, 2015 at 7:33 pm

      It’s where I live, it’s called StEpney

  38. John says

    Feb 23, 2015 at 2:31 pm

    Sherman tank or barclays bank were also left out!

    • norman cummins says

      Sep 7, 2015 at 7:18 am

      Also Levy & Frank and Jodrel Bank

  39. Zaney says

    Feb 26, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    Being a 40 summit East Ender who’s dad, grandad, great grandad, etc, get the picture, were all born, Hoxton, Bethnal Green, Bow …. I got to say there are so many errors here and im sure some of these are just made up …. Trevor is right Bottle & Glass means Class … it’s Khyber Pass for Arse …. My Nan always called us kids Saucepan Lids and the reference to Sherbert, (learnt this at an early age, thanks grandad) back in the day you could buy a penny bag of sherbert that kids put with water to make a fizzy drink, Sherbert not actual slang was used for beer as beer being fizzy to, it also was used as a code word for having a crafty beer, so this misses, mother, girlfriend didnt find out.

    • Derek says

      Feb 20, 2016 at 8:40 pm

      You are dead to rights, most of the above so called cockney is really eastury slang made up as they go along, by posers. If they came up against a real geezer from the east end they would be lost for words. ie, Tables & Chairs “Mmm” the real McCoy, Is Apples & Pairs.= Stairs and like most of the real thing in speach you drop a word there for “Stairs” are known as Apples. So I said night to me trouble, nipped up the apples, took off me daises then on me uncle ned, put me head on the weeping willow and went a Bo peep,

      • Len Belton says

        Feb 22, 2016 at 9:30 am

        Derek, I love it, thanks

  40. Kev says

    Mar 1, 2015 at 7:45 am

    Bottle n Glass for class or courage makes sense. But I think a lot are corruptions of the original phrases. I always understood a Scotch to be a Gold Watch, probably due to it being a more expensive drink that only gentry, or persons with gold watches would buy, plus possibly it’s colour. Also Potato Mould = Cold was left out as in “It’s a bit taitters today”

    • exiled in surrey says

      Oct 16, 2015 at 2:27 pm

      Brassic lint = skint

      • Paul says

        Nov 3, 2016 at 9:04 pm

        It’s Borassic Lint = Skint,me old china

  41. Ronnie says

    Mar 5, 2015 at 3:06 am

    berkhampstead hunt

    • John Strange says

      Apr 16, 2015 at 7:02 am

      I think you’ll find it’s Berkshire Hunt. as in you call someone “a berk”

      • Raven Dane says

        May 12, 2015 at 8:47 am

        It is Berkshire Hunt and the original meaning is very rude though berk is considered a mild term now.

  42. Paul Sexton says

    Mar 31, 2015 at 1:30 am

    China,/ China Plate,/ Mate or Tuppeny?,Tuppeny Loaf/, Bread,/Head

  43. Chris says

    Apr 9, 2015 at 12:15 am

    Oily rag- fag

  44. John Strange says

    Apr 16, 2015 at 6:56 am

    I had a geezer come up to me in a pub once and asked me if i
    was interested in buying a “kettle” it is of course a watch, from “kettle and hob” meaning
    “fob” as in fob watch!
    The whole point of Rhyming Slang is that you don’t say the whole thing, those that do
    are usually “outsiders” and are just playing at it…..

    • Spider says

      Apr 19, 2015 at 1:54 am

      I was born in the East End of London 73 years ago. I’ve used rhyming slang all my life.Your right John you only use the first part of the saying.This makes it harder for outsiders to understand.Cockney slang was made up by East Enders but now everybody from everywhere is dabbling in it. I still stick to the original slang and not use any of this new stuff.

    • norman cummins says

      Sep 7, 2015 at 7:24 am

      One I’v only ever heard once from a work mate from Walthamstow was Ice Cream for ice cream freezer = geezer.

  45. Raven Dane says

    May 12, 2015 at 8:42 am

    Hank Marvin for starving ? Yer ‘aving a larf ! ‘Orrible modern term from a tv ad

  46. Nick says

    May 20, 2015 at 11:21 am

    The one that make me laugh is: I’m gonna hang tenner = going for a piss

    • exiled in surrey says

      Oct 16, 2015 at 2:31 pm

      Iron hoof = poof
      Tin bath = laugh

  47. terry corrall says

    Jun 22, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    ginger beer (ginger) …. queer

  48. Kevin Wilkes says

    Jul 7, 2015 at 8:15 am

    Im from East London Hackney marshes but i had to move down to shitty Cornwall with a Hampton whick Conner Mclaren whos from Scotland what a Brad Pitt hole lol

  49. Kevin Wilkes says

    Jul 7, 2015 at 8:19 am

    your mum = fun

  50. Ian says

    Jul 17, 2015 at 11:56 pm

    Only like the old original ones. D’oyly Carte FART

    • mc jaw says

      Jul 28, 2015 at 8:17 am

      Big cat pig cat
      Scary flow were we go

  51. Peter Dunton says

    Aug 7, 2015 at 3:32 am

    Front wheel skid… yid

  52. Peter Dunton says

    Aug 7, 2015 at 3:34 am

    George Raft .. draft

  53. Dave says

    Aug 21, 2015 at 1:29 pm

    Did not see one for Turd
    Richard the 3rd

  54. Colin Murphy says

    Aug 29, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    We always used Bag of fruit – suit ( not whistle & flute)
    I guess thats from down under

  55. Lee halliday says

    Aug 31, 2015 at 8:26 am

    Shovels as in prison …?

    • Dave paul says

      Feb 19, 2017 at 5:12 pm

      Shovel and pick Nick

  56. Dave Farmer says

    Sep 11, 2015 at 1:40 am

    Terry McCan on Minder, referred to his home as his ‘DRUM’, anyone know why? How about a ‘quick J. Arthur’ for self pleasure?

    • exiled in surrey says

      Oct 16, 2015 at 2:37 pm

      Drum roll = hole (a basic place to live!)

  57. Viscount says

    Oct 1, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    24 is WRONG!!!
    Not Bristol City……it’s Bristol Tips (cigarette) = Tits
    “Nice Bristols!”

    • Paul says

      Nov 3, 2016 at 8:44 pm

      Sorry your wrong thrupenny bits =Tits

      • Gary Dean says

        Jan 6, 2018 at 9:20 am

        One of my favourites but I wonder how many youngsters will know what a thrupenny bit is. I haven’t seen one for ages.

    • Tony says

      Feb 25, 2017 at 5:36 pm

      My whole family are cockney and I always remember my Dad saying “look at the Bristols on that”. Some of these on here though are a load of old bollocks!!

    • Victor H Bagnelle says

      Apr 13, 2017 at 4:46 am

      Wrong! Bristol City’s= titties.

  58. Rodger Moss says

    Oct 17, 2015 at 6:46 am

    up your ‘arris came from aristotle= bottle =bottle and glass=ass
    my current fave is to have a few Ednas =Edna Everage=beverage
    Rodger a Northener

  59. Tom the Dub says

    Nov 2, 2015 at 7:56 am

    Queens Park Ranger- Stranger.
    Bag for life- Wife.
    Stoke on Trent- Bent.
    Roast Joint- Pint.
    Donald Trump- Dump.
    Barry White- Shite.
    Garden Gate- Mate.
    Alan Duke- Puke.
    Joe Cuddy- Buddy.
    Bag of sand- Grand.
    Some Dublinesse slang!

  60. tom says

    Nov 17, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    Zulus…………….Ears………..Zulu Spears

  61. Karen says

    Nov 27, 2015 at 7:45 am

    what does the term bunny rabbit mean for talking a lot where does it come from

  62. dick claxton says

    Dec 7, 2015 at 3:38 pm

    rabbit and pork talk

  63. Tommy says

    Dec 17, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    I’m born and bred in London and very proud of it my parents are Irish and the Channel Islands I remember being very confused when we went down the market but sadly the cockney accent seems to be moving more to outside London. To me there is some mistakes in the list but end of the day cockney slang has evolved with the city it was made famous by

  64. Yorkyboy says

    Jan 7, 2016 at 2:44 am

    what happened to 58 ??? lol Also,I use Solomon’s (Solomon Grundy-undies ! )…………..as an aside,we use a lot of these expressions up in Yorkshire so we can follow your lingo without too much bother nowadays ! lol

  65. Mick Page says

    Mar 13, 2016 at 9:49 am

    Where does “Bobs your farting tackle” come from?

  66. CAS says

    Apr 20, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    I think an outsider (Me lol) would have to study lots of it to work out what the original cockney rhymes are. Then they would have the trouble of remembering it all to get through a cockney rhyming conversation, as you only use the 1st word. ?? I love the cockney slang, it’s brilliant. ??

  67. Sean Havoc says

    May 6, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    “Irish Pig”??? Surely you mean “Irish JIG”?

  68. bob says

    May 21, 2016 at 8:55 am

    How can you use celebrities names in your old london rhyming slangwords when some of them were not even born yet in old london

  69. jay says

    Jul 23, 2016 at 5:48 am

    There is an episode of minder where Arthur says to Terry…”Have you got a Richard in there?” Obviously meaning a bird. (and as he says it she appears) Is this the real meaning? Richard 3rd =Bird rather than turd? (or is it the scriptwriters getting it wrong!)

    • Pete S says

      Oct 24, 2016 at 11:36 am

      Richard III does mean Bird (this also prompted the phrase “Dicky Bird” (Dick being a short version of Richard), but this is of course not rhyming slang.

  70. Jen says

    Oct 18, 2016 at 2:35 am

    I really like Hank Marvin! I’ve learn it from my British friend

  71. Hattie says

    Dec 26, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    Raspberry ripple – cripple (as in ‘beat up’)
    Trouble and strife – wife
    Haddock and bloater – motor (car)

  72. Rosemary says

    Dec 29, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Cockney rhyming slang was first used to disguise what you wanted to say to avoid the police. Also, Cherry ‘Hogs – was used iif you were going to the dogs, as in Dog racing.

  73. billybob7 says

    Jan 12, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    ‘orse’s rump – Donald Trump

  74. daisy says

    Jan 15, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    anyone knows whot means poop? An old geezer in essex keeps callin me poop but i didn’t understand whot he meant

  75. Linda says

    Jan 22, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    I have a piece of commemorative china, dated 1911 for the coronation of George V. It’s in the shape of a duck, and it was made by the Shelley China Co, a very upscale UK pottery. On the side is written: ‘A real prize Aylesbury Duck’. Bearing in mind the translation for ‘Aylesbury Duck’, was this some sort of gag gift? Or am I reading something into it that’s not there?
    Made me smile, anyway……;-)

  76. pete says

    Jan 30, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    My ol dad always used the tom tit slang I remember as a kid, he wasn’t a cockney though coming from Hendon. I don’t thin proper cockneys use rhymning slang as much as we think!

  77. ken b says

    Mar 3, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    Gawd forbids …..Kids
    Jack the Rippers…slippers
    I suppose….Nose
    Uncle Ned…..Bed
    J Arfur…Wank
    Jam Jar…..Car

  78. Dave says

    Mar 11, 2017 at 3:50 am

    I’m a third generation cockney and half of these are just made up modern words that can’t be true Cockney rhyming slang as the celebrities they’re referring to weren’t even born, let alone famous in old London where the cockneys lived. People who think they’re using rhyming slang make me laugh as they’re just talking bollocks and using any word that they can think of to rhyme and not getting the point that people weren’t supposed to understand what you were saying or it defeats the object of using it

    • Victor H Bagnelle says

      Apr 13, 2017 at 4:41 am

      Totally agree with you Dave!

      • Mick says

        Jul 29, 2017 at 4:15 pm

        It’s true what you say about modern slang, but it don;t matter! It evolves.
        Gotta be good that people still enjoy CRS even if it is made up.
        Also the old East End is now dying as more n more toffs move in, so it helps to keep CRS alive.

    • Cheekychap67 says

      Apr 17, 2017 at 3:48 am

      Just reading this link and explaining to my lovely Portuguese lady the concept of the original Cockney Ryhming Slang, I was born in Mile End in the 60’s and couldn’t agree more that most of the above is a load of bollocks.
      Too many ‘Mockneys’ clearly commenting on here as they wouldn’t know a real Cockney saying if it bit them on the arse.
      Anyone who used these terms back in the day knows you never used the second part of the slang…..’you having a Bubble ‘ ( bath wouldn’t be mentioned as any other cockney would know what it meant )
      The of course you have ‘ Bubble and Squeak which sometimes you needed to use to differentiate between ‘laugh and ‘Greek
      The new Mockney sayings stated above are indeed bollocks.

  79. CJ says

    May 14, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    Instead of asking the time of day, “what’s the time”, my father always said, “what’s the Harry Lime.” He emigrated from Leicester England to the USA in 1957, but I always assumed this was a known cockney phrase he learned when working in London.

  80. Glenn says

    May 16, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    What is the definition for Porky Pies ??

    • FitzNicely says

      Aug 22, 2017 at 2:07 am

      Lies.
      “You’re telling porkies!”

  81. Annie Whittenham says

    Jul 27, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    Can anyone tell me what a cup of Milo is please? I read it in a book set in 1970’s London. Thanks.

    • FitzNicely says

      Aug 22, 2017 at 2:05 am

      Nothing to do with rhyming slang, I’m afraid. “Milo” is/was a bedtime drink similar to Ovaltine. Not seen it for years.

  82. JJ Toner says

    Sep 1, 2017 at 4:26 am

    I’m looking for CRS for a betting certainty, something you could put your house on.

  83. Sheena McLarren says

    Oct 16, 2017 at 5:39 am

    Beachems Pill – Bill

  84. Audrey D says

    Jan 2, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    As a child we always used the phrase ” donkeys” meaning a long time – haven’t seen him in donkeys, which when I heard of cockney r s assumed meant donkey’s ears = years. We also used loaf as in use your loaf for use your head. I am sure there were others I just don’t remember now. But we weren’t Londoners this was Northern Ireland. So is it possible these entered the language through radio?

  85. daniel says

    Jan 11, 2018 at 10:17 am

    i use them a lot i think i use rosey-lee alot

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